just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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