these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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