So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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