Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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