hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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