Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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