Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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