have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
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