I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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