If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
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