youre lurking in front of me
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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