Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
