No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
