is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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