Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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