i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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