I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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