Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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