But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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