So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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