On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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