thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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