i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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