On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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