we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
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