I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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