Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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