4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Someone signed my nipple.
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