Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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