This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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