You work out of a Hotel?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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