So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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