seriously i just wanna be friends
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When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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