What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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