if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
soo... how was my night?
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