glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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