i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
