I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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