I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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