She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
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I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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