physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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