C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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