Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
It's never too late to be topless.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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