Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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