their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
im drinking this country out of the recession.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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