I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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