is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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