I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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