He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
