i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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