Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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