Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
All I want is dick and wine.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
