this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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