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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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